So it goes... I can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it's going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby,
And you've never met anyone as as, negative as i am sometimes
I am the wisest woman you've ever met
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
And you've never met anyone Who is as positive as I am sometimes
I blame everyone else & not my own partaking
My passive aggressive-ness can be devastating
I'm terrified and mistrusting of you
And you've never met anyone Who is as close to down as I am sometimes
I'm the funniest woman that you've ever known
I'm the most dullest woman that you've ever known
I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known
And you've never met anyone Who is as everything as I am sometimes

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